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This is not a drunk text. This is an invitation to the universe. I am opening myself up to possibility—that was my New Year’s resolution—and right now possibility is regrettable 3 a.m. sex with the first ex that popped into my head. We never dated, but she’s an ex all the same. I remember how […]
While I was still working in finance my colleague who owned La Bete, The BMW M3, began working at the New York Branch of our firm. I still commuted to Connecticut from Astoria, so from then on, I would take the Metro-North. I would leave my house at 5:45 am and grab the M60 bus […]
Looked into her eyes, heartbeats galore and the world fades to black. Hey, hun? I don’t know how to say this but, you don’t look so good. Did you eat something this morning or did you just assume a relationship would work as a good substitute for blood sugar? Oh, so you skipped breakfast? Were […]
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