A Spoiler-Free Wrap-Up of the Final Episode of Loki
Hello. I’m an internet comics journalist. I probably write for CBR or some shit and this will show up between […]
“I Can’t Feel My Face” Modified by a Cosmetic Surgery Addict For Dr. Paul Nassif and Dr. Terry Dubrow of E!’s Reality Show ‘Botched’
And I know they’ll fix up all of me! At least they’re both not dumb. And they’ll always get more […]
Here’s What You Missed
I couldn’t watch Glee with my parents, probably because Mom thought teen dramas with hookups made kids horny, and, well, she was right. […]
In Remembrance of County Detective Colin Zabel
You were in over your head from the start, Collie, but you had a spark. Your heart was in it. […]
The Captain’s Chair
My name is Zebulon Orion Megatroid, Master of the Bridge. It is I who am behind every successful mission of […]
A Parallelism between our “Covid Situation” and Schitt’s Creek
Amidst the horrendous news of lack of gas cylinders and vaccines, I wanted to run into the arms of a […]
Think You’re a TRUE “This Is Us” and/or “A Million Little Things” Super Fan? TAKE THE QUIZ!
How Much Do You REALLY Know About Your Favorite Television Characters? Dan Fogelman is the creator of NBC’s “This Is […]
The Music Industry Will Eat You Alive: A Month of Sad Rock Stars and Horror Stories
Ravenous is a beautiful meditation on cannibalism, the meaning of courage, the dangers of isolation to the human psyche, and why […]
New Reality Shows Fans Have Been Asking For (And Some No One Really Wants)
Practical Jokers – A group of friends prank others in a respectful manner, ensuring that nobody gets hurt physically or […]
Too Close
Even though we hadn’t always been there for each other in the ways that we wished we could have been […]
Pilot
2001: The world is introduced to Clark Kent. By that, I mean for the first time we see a focus […]
Gummo Girls
In the wake of characters and films getting gritty reboots and origins stories over the past decade, for some goddamn […]
David Foster Wallace Reviews Contemporary Television Shows
Emily in Paris When the written word is inevitably replaced with emoticons or, for the lazy, “emoji’s”, this show will […]
Cooking Shows That I’d Watch
As a lifelong foodie and dessertie(is that term a thing?) I have so many pitches for food Reality TV shows […]
THE WAY OLIVIA BENSON IS BOTH EXTREMELY PROTECTIVE AND EXTREMELY ABLE TO FUCK YOU UP IS SOME SERIOUS DADDY ENERGY
Melissa Boles (she/her) is a writer and impatient optimist out of East Tennessee who believes that storytelling is humanity’s most […]
How To Use Twin Peaks to Explain Why You’re Having an Affair
You’re an awful human being, but you’ve decided to do one morally apt thing which is telling your significant other […]