The One With The Gone Girl
In 2014, the Friday after Thanksgiving, my mom and I went to the movies, mostly just to remove ourselves from […]
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry: A “B” Movie Review
I Like to try to find an old movie on Saturday morning, a habit I’ve had for years. So one […]
Two Poems By Courtenay S. Gray
beauty in the world After American Beauty (1999) we talk about life as we talk about death, with a fondness […]
Natasha Romanoff Died Because She Had No Kids or Spouse
and somehow the fact that two men wrote the Endgame screenplay confirms it, because of course they’d give a man […]
The Gospel of Shawshank
For Jesus to appear we require three entities – a female, a male and an ambiguous Even here, it were […]
Gravity, Please Strangle Me
It’s been seven minutes and I’ve violated the rules three times. Seven minutes and I understand complicitly I will never […]
List of reasons why Jack Dawson was not a real person, but a coping mechanism that 17 year old Rose created to deal with the fact that her mother was basically pimping her out to 30 year old Cal
1. Most obvious one: There is LITERALLY NO record of any person called Jack Dawson that boarded the Titanic 2. He […]
Eli’s Movie Buzz: F9 Review
Once every two years, Vin Diesel – with his freshly white, undersized, V-neck t-shirts and his silver cross-chain, comes back […]
Musings on Mulholland
After Mulholland Drive (2001) A car wreck in the Hollywood Hills. The dark-haired girl — a raven hidden in baby […]
Lost Things: Kenner?
Showdown in Little Tokyo is exactly what you’d want it to be, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t some… […]
Eli’s Movie Buzz: A Quiet Place Part II Review
With movie theaters opening back up across the United States in abundance, people like myself are finally heading back to […]
Evil Eye Horror Film Reviews: Psycho Goreman, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and Skull: The Mask
Psycho Goreman (2021). When you hear folk speak of a film in the same breath as Fried Barry you tell […]
Regarding Dolph Lundgren’s Untamed Torso
The Swedish Behemoth, more commonly known as Dolph is galloping about Little Tokyo with his pecks unsaddled and his […]
How We Build A Wicker Man
Some swing the axe toward a lofty tree then hew the logs for framing a spine. Some collect the branches, […]
Richard Roma Buys His Son a Pack of Gum and Shows Him How to Chew It
Dad came home early, pissed off as usual, ranting about “garbage leads” and the Cadillac he was promised by Mitch […]
amy dunne’s kid would need therapy
my god, high school was a mess.everyone was asking if they could meetmy mother. the newspaper storiesweren’t forgotten, because she […]