May 17, 2023 Daily Drunk

Godzilla and Mothra Walk into a Bar

April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Daily Drunk

What Laurie Strode Didn’t Tell You About Michael Meyers

April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Daily Drunk

Feeling Like a Boss With My Chicken Caesar Wrap

April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Daily Drunk

My Mother Stalks Anderson Cooper on Instagram and Texts me Daily to Report on his Posts

April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Daily Drunk

Jay Gatsby, Time Traveler

April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Daily Drunk

Why Ah, Benoit Blanc, The World’s Greatest Detective, No Longer Use Toilet Paper (So Wah Should You?)

April 30, 2023April 30, 2023 Daily Drunk

I Named Every Donut in My Shop After Scorsese Movies. No One Bought The Departed

April 26, 2023April 26, 2023 Daily Drunk

Aisle 5: The JustSomeMustard Story 

April 14, 2023 Daily Drunk

GODFORSAKEN

March 31, 2023 Daily Drunk

Wes Anderson Plans My Funeral