The Seagull
The seagull stared from the dark roof into the window. I knew he wanted my chips and curry sauce. I […]
Barry Gibb goes on Oprah, admits to murdering all his brothers LIVE TWEETS
@BarryGibb just told @Oprah that he KILLED HIS BROTHERS WHAT #BeeGees #Fratricide #SNLisgonnalovethis Barry Gibb faked Myocarditis symptoms!? @Oprah stop asking […]
Sandwich
There’s a dinky little food shack near where I work called House of Cards. Their gimmick is that instead of […]
Why The Maleficent Films Mean So Much To Me
I know some people aren’t really a fan of the Maleficent films that came out, but I really rather enjoyed […]
No Small Chore
“Bastard!” I swatted at my leg and crushed the wasp against my calf. The prick coursed through me and pain […]
Toxic
“You’re always trying to control me! I’m sick of it!” The windows are open. Passersby stop and peek into our […]
On Billy Joel and Thomas Pynchon: It Was Always Christie Lee
My dad is in the basement, our first house, a bi-level he built with Linda in the 70s. I’m four, […]
BELLOQ’S HEADGEAR
With wolf spider threesomes, you’ll see a crafty male spider, waiting for a rival to begin fucking a female before […]
WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN
is blasting on the boombox. Sister, Mother, Auntie, and Grandma cheer Elvis on as he thrusts his gyrating hips smack […]
Persnickety
That afternoon, following quite a busy morning, Rabbit sat down and crossed the final item off of his to-do list: […]
Retro Denim Vest for Dogs (2 out of 5 stars)
Let me start by saying it fit Daisy perfectly. Faded blue with a lapel collar (cute). It’s called a “vest” […]
Superheroes Don’t Do That
They aren’t down to clown, no matter how tempting that kitty kat scratch is, they say. Lick them lips girl, […]
She wets her finger in anticipation
Just the tip. Lowers it gently onto the silver foil. Careful not to spill. Or trip. That happened once. She […]
Casually Walking Down The Street With Frank Gallagher (USA)
“Life? Oh, fuck you. That’s the answer— like most things. Anything unfortunate could happen to you and someone you love […]
If You Act Now…
If you act now, we’ll throw in this lovely tote bag. If you act two minutes from now, we’ll throw […]
Chase is Still on the Case!
Chase wistfully looked out on Foggy Bottom from his window. He ruminated how he was just another taking Mayor Humdinger’s pay-outs […]