Halloween Budget Friendly COVID Hacks
Anyone thought about how the lockdown is impacting Halloween this year? My daughter is into spooky things, trick-or-treating and all […]
Femoral Flaw
The fight started when Spider, a known gangster, decided to show his best gal Regan a good time by taking […]
Chatty Restaurateur from the Upper Paleolithic Period Welcomes Her First Modern Day Customers
Welcome to CAVE CHICK PALEO, co-owned with ANTHROPOLOGIST! So happy! Full house tonight! I hope you like my squirrel hat! […]
Everything I Needed to Know I Learned from Three’s Company
I’m not being ironic. Let’s get that out of the way. Too many times have I proclaimed my adoration for […]
Joni Mitchell was right all along: we don’t know what we’ve got till it’s gone
He sits in the dark in the corner, clutching a book he bought today he didn’t need and can’t afford, […]
dustin from 2002
dustin wore sutter-brand jeans and striped polos from aeropostale and pacific sun that’s what they called it back then it […]
Cindy Walsh After Dark
Cindy’s sign is Cancer. She’s Midwestern to her core. When Cindy needs release, she hits the gym for Step Aerobics […]
In Which I Encounter Dr. Strange
estranged from flesh, floating upside down to go forward the way time turns into itself the way a person turns […]
after supper
cigarettes after supper are the best if you listen to man river boy got them blue suede shoes like Elvis […]
Easy Bake Coven
double double, toil and trouble, fire burn and s’mores do bubble — stop this one from speaking to, from seeing […]
Root of Evil Submission Guidelines
This is an anthology of essays, CNF, and fiction. We want your best villain stories. Keep them under 800 words. […]
COMING SOON TO THIS PAGE
The word spectacular {please check your local newspaper for date & time) Louis Phillips is the author of over 50 books […]
Raiders of the Lost Ark, a 40th anniversary reassessment by Dr. Rene Belloq, Archeologist
Bonjour. Like the bon mot about Mrs. Lincoln and the play, I am still asked, 40 years hence: aside from the ending, […]
A Song for Vegas
My dad opens the door. Light streams into the dim interior. Electronic lights flutter softly. Video games line the walls. […]
Pizza Rat
began as an ordinary rodent gray, uninteresting even to others of his kind. One day city officials decided to clean […]
Chris Farley
My daughter’s hair is now long enough For her to wake up with bedhead. She’ll stand in her crib, gripping […]