A Spoiler-Free Wrap-Up of the Final Episode of Loki
Hello. I’m an internet comics journalist. I probably write for CBR or some shit and this will show up between […]
You Don’t Actually Want to Root for Howard Ratner…
…my buddy explains as he queues up Uncut Gems for at least the fifth time, this time being my first […]
Oh Wait
I have to be the most fuckable person at Sex & Love Addicts Anonymous for some reason. Oh wait. L […]
great white
Sara Matson’s poetry can be found in Bone Bouquet, DATABLEED, Pulp Poets Press, and elsewhere. Sara’s chapbook, electric grandma is available from Another New Calligraphy and […]
King Lear
Remember two Marches ago when people on the internet were talking about how Shakespeare wrote King Lear during a plague […]
He’s the Geezer who says “Jurassic Park!” when he’s asked about his team winning at the weekend. No-one has ever thought to ask why. Or of any of the things he needs to be asked, come to that
So, we ask Bill what he thought of Saturday’s game and he says, “Jurassic Park!” And tells us he’s over […]
Wind’s Howling
She’s outside, my bae—my boo— waiting, while I’m inside with you. The candles are lit and we share knowing nods. […]
Two Poems By Richard LeDue
One for Raymond Louis Heenan I hated him when I was kid, how he convinced Andre to turn on Hogan, […]
I Haven’t Had to Make Small Talk in a Long Time and Honestly I’m a Little Nervous About Saying the Wrong Thing Or Rambling Too Much Like My Grandfather Did When He Came Back From a Trip To Australia Where He Met His Illegitimate Son For the First Time Whose Mother Was a Prostitute He Visited During World War II
It’s so crazy to finally be back in an office without wearing a mask, right? It probably feels as surreal […]
Hustle
From the mid to late 1980s, I participated in various sports programs with groups unaffiliated with any one school. Some […]
List of reasons why Jack Dawson was not a real person, but a coping mechanism that 17 year old Rose created to deal with the fact that her mother was basically pimping her out to 30 year old Cal
1. Most obvious one: There is LITERALLY NO record of any person called Jack Dawson that boarded the Titanic 2. He […]
DRESSED FOR STRESS
There’s a pink and purple tie-dye dress at PetSmart. In a small size. For little dogs. Perfect for my petite […]
My cat is trying to kill me
My cat is trying to kill me – He dissects small mammals with laboratory precision, leaving carefully chosen organs in […]
Toking with Tyrannosaurus (Jurassic Park Sijo)
Tyrant Rex and I made peace over a blunt and sips of rum. She told me it got lonesome being […]
Are You Watching The Greatest Film of All Time: A Flowchart
Interview Questions for a Job Yet to Be Invented
Have you ever demanded, delivered, or received a ransom? Compared the roar of a tornado to a freight train? Let […]