TARGET HAD SELECT FUNKO POPS 50% OFF, SO I TRIED TO BUY RICK O’CONNELL FROM THE MUMMY, BUT I LEFT […]

A bear is just a bear until one day it’s a full-dressed man with claws. Seam-rip button down collared shirt […]

The only Pokemon I ever wanted was                                                             a Gengar. Red, Blue, Yellow, etc etc etc I beat them straight […]

Watching Diablo Cody’s Jennifer’s Body in My  Body (A Letter)  Pee-Wee Herman (the Word of the Day is “Lost”) Alicia […]

for chaotic women spring breakers is a portal to wheee make me younger make me faster bring the reckless back […]

Shoes. Petunia’s latest obsession. Not the entire shoe.   Just the lining. Whether it’s the paper-thin lining   of a dress shoe […]

My baby don’t care for for body horror except maybe for vagina teeth My baby probably cares for those actually […]

My hamburger falls to the floor, our once-red carpet, now brown. The couch cushions are empty. We already spent the […]

90% of the time Your partner eats your face Before you can participate In the zombie apocalypse Hope we can […]

wendy’s just released the rick and morty mello yello mixes to commemorate the new fifth season “taste the interdimensional mixes […]

There was once a man who, one terrible night after closing, became trapped in an IKEA store with a vampire. […]

Canadian Destroyer After Frank O’Hara This poem is dedicated to Bad Bunny, 27, who made his in-ring debut at WrestleMania, […]

Shots of rum Leave me glum, But Cherry Hearing Makes me endearing. Louis Phillips’ recent poetry publications include The Domain of Silence, The […]

I’m thrilled to realize  I can no longer access  the single line of Shakespeare  finally erased after thirty years in […]

You do not know true horror until you’ve seen the flip flops in the tree tops,  And you’ve seen the […]

For a very long time all I wanted was Dana Carvey and James Brolin, Jennifer Esposito and a whole cast […]