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An Email to JLo Containing Unsolicited Relationship Advice

February 21, 2022 Daily Drunk

The Gentrification of Seth Rogen

October 17, 2021 Daily Drunk

Some Guy Named Stephen King Begged To Join Our Writers’ Workshop. What Do You Think We Told Him?

July 26, 2021 Daily Drunk

We Tried Giving These Women Charlize Theron’s Bowl Cut and, Spoiler Alert, They Do Not Look Good

July 22, 2021 Daily Drunk

I‘m Ashley Olsen and FYI, fools: I wasn’t carrying a machete. It was a bag from my elite fashion line, The Row.

May 17, 2021 Daily Drunk

New Study Confirms Gen Z’s Obsession with Y2K Culture Accidentally Resurrected Bennifer

April 12, 2021 Daily Drunk

Plot Summaries for Episodes of Law & Order: Organized Crime That Are All Related to Christopher’s Meloni’s Butt

March 29, 2021 Daily Drunk

A Complete Timeline of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s Relationship, As Told Through AIM Away Messages

March 15, 2021 Daily Drunk

Transcript from GSN’s New Show: Name That Royal

March 1, 2021 Daily Drunk

If You Want to Look Like Me, Jennifer Lopez, All You Need is a Magic Portrait to Absorb Time on Your Behalf