We Tried Giving These Women Charlize Theron’s Bowl Cut and, Spoiler Alert, They Do Not Look Good
Charlize Theron is someone who can rock all the most daring hairstyles, ones that make us normal women look like […]
I‘m Ashley Olsen and FYI, fools: I wasn’t carrying a machete. It was a bag from my elite fashion line, The Row.
Guys. So sorry to disappoint you. That long black thing I was holding in the recent photo of me “on […]
New Study Confirms Gen Z’s Obsession with Y2K Culture Accidentally Resurrected Bennifer
In a new study conducted by Penn State University, a team of researchers confirmed that Gen Z’s fervent efforts to […]
Plot Summaries for Episodes of Law & Order: Organized Crime That Are All Related to Christopher’s Meloni’s Butt
“What Happens in Rio de Janeiro” Detective Elliot Stabler, now a member of an elite organized crime task force, relocates […]
A Complete Timeline of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s Relationship, As Told Through AIM Away Messages
1999 OneHotARod: What a night! Met J.Lo and got her autograph! Gonna frame and hang it in my bedroom IMMEDIATELY, […]
Transcript from GSN’s New Show: Name That Royal
OPRAH Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Name That Royal! I’m your host, Oprah Winfrey, interviewer extraordinaire and the only […]
If You Want to Look Like Me, Jennifer Lopez, All You Need is a Magic Portrait to Absorb Time on Your Behalf
Lately, I’ve been getting more questions than ever about my apparent inability to age. And so, I’ve decided at last […]
A Kardashian Khristmas Karol
Their marriage was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatsoever about that. Kim knew it was dead. Of […]
Waiting for Godot, But Godot is Armie Hammer Updates
ACT 1 A city apartment. A laptop. Evening. Enter Estragon. VLADIMIR: So here you are again. ESTRAGON: Am I? VLADIMIR: […]
Inside the Golden Globes Nominations Meeting
HFPA President: I now call this meeting to order! It’s time to review our Golden Globes entry forms. Member #1: […]
Excerpts from the Diary of Ana de Armas’ Cardboard Cutout
“After a nearly year-long, heavily paparazzi-documented romance, Ben Affleck and Knives Out actress Ana de Armas have split, People reported […]
I, Joe Exotic, Am The Victim of Our Nation’s Greatest Miscarriage of Justice
To My 140 Million Loyal Fans: As you are all aware, I recently fell victim to what will undoubtedly go […]
Armie Hammer: What I Eat in a Day
As an A-List movie star, Armie Hammer needs his food to work just as hard as he does to keep […]
Aunt Becky Returns From The Big House: A Full House Special
(Lights up on the entire Tanner family, including Kimmy Gibbler, standing in the kitchen.) Danny: All right, gang. We’ve got […]
Pete Davidson’s New Year’s Resolutions
1. Finish What you StartStop threatening to quit SNL. Follow through on plans to remove old body art. Tattoo Timothée […]