
Category: Open Letters


An Email to JLo Containing Unsolicited Relationship Advice

I’m Virginia from “Meet Virginia” and I Really Need to Work on Myself Before I Meet You

An Open Letter to Lin Manuel Miranda: We HAVE to Talk About Bruno

Open Letter in Defense of the Wicked Witch of the West

Dear Betty:

A Notice to Those of You Concerned about a Certain Ticklish Monster, from Your Favorite Ticklish Monster

I, Dr. Frankenstein, Would Like to Be Known for My Other Accomplishments

I‘m Ashley Olsen and FYI, fools: I wasn’t carrying a machete. It was a bag from my elite fashion line, The Row.
