February 2, 2023 Daily Drunk

Pete Buttigieg Won’t Invest in Ghost Trains

April 20, 2022April 25, 2022 Daily Drunk

An Email to JLo Containing Unsolicited Relationship Advice

April 20, 2022 Daily Drunk

I’m Virginia from “Meet Virginia” and I Really Need to Work on Myself Before I Meet You

February 28, 2022April 6, 2022 Daily Drunk

An Open Letter to Lin Manuel Miranda: We HAVE to Talk About Bruno

February 23, 2022 Daily Drunk

Open Letter in Defense of the Wicked Witch of the West

February 14, 2022 Daily Drunk

Dear Betty:

January 10, 2022 Daily Drunk

A Notice to Those of You Concerned about a Certain Ticklish Monster, from Your Favorite Ticklish Monster

July 27, 2021 Daily Drunk

I, Dr. Frankenstein, Would Like to Be Known for My Other Accomplishments

July 22, 2021 Daily Drunk

I‘m Ashley Olsen and FYI, fools: I wasn’t carrying a machete. It was a bag from my elite fashion line, The Row.

July 8, 2021 Daily Drunk

GO TO HELL! I’m James Naismith