ME: You’re cold.
MARTINI: I could be warm. You don’t want me to be warm.
ME: I can’t wait to taste you!
MARTINI: Don’t hold me like that. You’ll lose parts of me.
ME: How do you want me to hold you?
MARTINI: Here, by the base.
ME: Oh.
MARTINI: Is that an issue?
ME: No. I just didn’t know you liked to be held like that.
MARTINI: …
ME: Okay then, ready for lips?
MARTINI: Don’t rush.
ME: Jesus, you’re cold.
MARTINI: I could be warm. You don’t want me to be warm.
ME: I’ll learn to hold you better?
MARTINI: It won’t matter once you’ve had me.
Michael Todd Cohen (@mtoddcohen) is a writer and producer living in New York. Work forthcoming in Stone of Madness Press.