Under the Sea

Under the sea 

Meets under the influence

Patrick knows how to party

He goes over to visit Spongebob

To find him laying in bed in a drunken stupor

Shriveled and dried up

He thought those Krabby Patties

Would soak up the booze

Patty stops by and sees how much discomfort he’s in

She shakes her head and says 

You’re a sponge, you just need to go outside your home to hydrate 

He raises his head and feels nauseous

Patrick has an idea to push his bed outside into the fresh seawater

Patty and Patrick strenuously push his bed outside

Soon as he fills the salty seawater he begins to feel better

Spongebob laughs and says 

I guess I’ll know what to do next time 


Reggie Johnson is a poet reigning from Cincinnati, Ohio. Starting at the age of nine, Reggie has been writing poetry through their love of music and life experiences. He has 8 books now available on Amazon. You can follow him on Twitter @r_d_johnson and on IG @rdjohnsonwrites

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