Waluigi can be nasty,

rude, and even sleazy

easy is not his breezy

as he is often burdened

by Luigi

Emotionally

this can no longer be

Waluigi can be mean,

sour and laugh wholeheartedly

about others misfortunes 

Emotionally

this is because 

Waluigi has never been in love

Zach Watson likes sharks, cooking, and losing to his wife in Mario Kart. He is currently writing a poetic novella “The Boy from Tokyo.” You can follow him on Twitter at @WatsonWondered.