Mrs. Puff (puff puff pass) failed 

me again, hurts worse than 

jellyfish stings. 

All I can hear in 

Jellyfish fields is, Loser 

Loser (puff puff pass). 

It wasn’t my fault. Well kind of, 

don’t pass the joint 

During her drive test. 

Kristina Dover is a senior St Johns College, published in Stone of Madness Press, Energeia, and The Feminist Wire. She’s a witch, comrade, and friend.