Mrs. Puff (puff puff pass) failed
me again, hurts worse than
jellyfish stings.
All I can hear in
Jellyfish fields is, Loser
Loser (puff puff pass).
It wasn’t my fault. Well kind of,
don’t pass the joint
During her drive test.
Kristina Dover is a senior St Johns College, published in Stone of Madness Press, Energeia, and The Feminist Wire. She’s a witch, comrade, and friend.