Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
He is the cause of Patrick’s anxiety
Absorbent and yellow and porous he is
After whiskey and vodka mix, things can get pretty lawless
If nautical nonsense is something you wish!
Come on down with the gang on the piss
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
In a pool of your own vomit before going in for a kiss
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