Ohhhh

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 

He is the cause of Patrick’s anxiety

Absorbent and yellow and porous he is

After whiskey and vodka mix, things can get pretty lawless

If nautical nonsense is something you wish!

Come on down with the gang on the piss

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

In a pool of your own vomit before going in for a kiss

Ready!?!

Ryan Down can be followed on Twitter @CaptainUpDown.