Andy’s Chafed Nipples

The nard dog does not bark
nor does he growl, he howls
towards Angela and Erin in
hopes of making them his
lady but lately it has been
brought to our attention that
Andy Bernard has chafed nipples.

Zach Watson once owned a coffee mug with Andy Bernard’s face. He did not attend Cornell. You can follow him on Twitter at @WatsonWondered.

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