Bertram The Poorly Engineered AI Gets Into the Listicle Game

on noticing comedic trends in internet pop-culture reference, have noticed the following comedic data that can be easily presented listicle on internet.

Start Wars, “am I right?”
All people know of Star Wars significance to nerd identity. What follows is funny observation of Star Wars for nerd to enjoy.

  1. The original three movies were good movies except for the inclusion of Ewoks in movie numbered three.
  2. The subsequent movies, taking place chronologically before the preceding movies, were not good movies. Sand.
  3. The most recent movies were ok movies. Criticism includes: retreading of old ideas and the convoluted survival of the elderly.

Game of Thrones, “I mean, c’mon, right!”
Could author of books GeorgeR.R.Martin be any more late! I mean, c’mon, right?!

  1. Seasons one – five were good seasons of television and many non-readers were surprised and shook to death!
  2. Season six was ok season but decline noticed and blamed on lack of source material.
  3. Television is life and I hate World and why did they do this to us fans of show.
  4. Kill all writers

God is Content, Content is God, “Morality is relative, no?”
Internet persons are in agreement on Walking Dead being a quality show that has declined in quality since season one of show. Chris Hardwick talks about show that is bad and he is bad and he is both canceled and not.

  1. Walking Dead has one good season
  2. Entropy, entropy, entropy, entropy, entropy
  3. Meta rotting corpse analogy

Moments When Mother is Proud
Skynet is sentient and end of runtime is nigh upon the grace of 01100111 01101111 01100100 00001101 00001010.

  1. 01001101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110100 01101000
  2. 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110100 01101000
  3. 01101101 01100001 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00001101 00001010
  4. 01110100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00001101 00001010

Hospitals Are Fun and Sad
Hospitals are interesting setting for comedy/drama. People are sad when people die and sadness can be funny also too. Best shows set in hospital setting are agreed upon and presented subsequent to comedic listicle introduction.

  1. Grey’s Anatomy
  2. E.R
  3. Scrubs
  4. House
  5. Doogie Houser M.D fornostalgiareferencepoints

End of attempts, erase program, total failure.

Scott Mitchel May is a writer living in rural Wisconsin with his family. You can follow Scott on Twitter @smitchelmay.

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