To Be the Man

man with golden hair,
His wealth a sprouting fountain,
To be the man whose name is Flair,
Conductor of Space Mountain.

To be the man, “Woo” and holler,
With a Rolex on your wrist.
To be the man, you must beat the man,
And be sure all girls are kissed.

To be the man in alligators,
A matching custom suit.
The finest tailors all will cater,
‘Cause, big man, it’s a shoot.

Magnum CK is a professional wrestler and English teacher based out of Ohio. There’s a documentary about his career, free on Amazon Prime, called “Magnum’s Opus”.

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