Two holes in a shirt meant for gym
No problem at all for Regina George;
See-through shirt for the win.
And what about Cady, the gory bride?
That’s not how The Plastics party.
“Unfetch” as it was, they let it slide.
As for Ms. Norbury’s fashion faux pas,
in front of students—and principal—
she basically broke the law.
But don’t forget your Wednesday Pink;
that’ll get you in more trouble
than you ever could think.
Elizabeth Bates wrote this poem about Mean Girls fashion while she anxiously awaits the arrival of October 3rd.