Why should Caesar just get to stomp around
Like a giant, while the rest of us
Try not to get smushed under his big feet
And find ourselves pretending to hate gold hoops.
Brutus is just as cute and smart as Caesar;
The fault, dear Gretchen, is not in the burn book,
But in ourselves, that we are Mean Girls.

Courtney Burk is a freelance writer with a passion and focus on all things food and nerd. Her ramblings can be found at @spoonfulof_ink.