
(Parody of the 59th Street Bridge Song – Simon & Garfunkel)
What was that over there
Lookin for the tall one with brown hair
Just knocking on a tree trunk
In the woods and feeling Squatchy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling Squatchy
Hello Florida Panther
Whatcha see
I feel some eyes watchin’ over me
Red eyeshine so creepily
Do-in do do,
Feelin’ Squatchy
Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling Squatchy
River or swamp
I’m on his track
Off the beaten path
A rock hits me in the back
Sun goes down
I break out the Flir
I hear the screams
Forest I love you
All is Squatchy
Fred Shrum, III was born near Washington, D.C. and grew up in Florida. He attended the University of South Florida and earned a B.A. in Communication with a minor in Business Administration. He enjoys the beach, music , baseball and all things crime.