The solution was simple:
fill the tortilla with ingredients
mined from the tombs of our
ancestors
Each customer must provide
their full name, birthday,
and social security number
This information will allow
the chefs to plunder and
create a taco-inspired by
your ancestry
For a fun and extra fee
you can do this drunkenly
while arguing with a paid
actor that resembles your sibling
No other taco restaurant
cares or knows this much
about its customers which
will set you apart

Zach Watson was inspired by “Nathan For You.” Tacos would go great while you binge the show. You can follow him on Twitter at @WatsonWondered