
f/BRAIN/ running speed: normal
Thought Processing: Online
Action Command: Online
ERR: Action Command denied due to f/BODY/ disconnect
app/CAFFEINE/ pumped through veins of f/BODY/ to keep the joints from going limp
ERR: Erratic Ligament Movement
“Zig zag paths are unpredictable and lead to death,” confirms f/BRAIN/
ERR: Eye Twitch
f/BRAIN/ unable to discern cause of ocular malfunction with 100% accuracy
Possible Causes Index:
1. app/CAFFEINE/ not providing proper energy for f/BODY/LEFT_EYE
2. sloppy make-up removal
3. too much Hulu
f/BODY/SHEDDING_UTERINE_WALL requests control of interface
f/BRAIN/ denies coup attempt
app/CAFFEINE/ flushed from system
f/BRAIN/ accepts coup attempt
f/BRAIN/ disconnect
Prepare for Sleep Mode
Cassie Birk is a recent graduate of the University of Iowa. Her poetry has also been featured in Funny Looking Dog Quarterly, Primary Carbon Magazine, and the Fearsome Critters’ “Quarenzine”. She enjoys drinking craft sours like a pretentious asshole. Follow her on Twitter @BirkCassie.