Blue Gatorade, obviously the most delicious, has what the body needs: sugars, sodium — complex, beautiful electrolytes that deliver the building blocks of life to your bloodstream to promote optimal performance. It does the same for the alcohol in 100-proof vodka. They all taste the same coming back up.

Chuck Kowalski loves pizza, hockey, and low-ABV pils or brown ales who was born in and, barring some incredibly unfortunate circumstances, will die in Pittsburgh. He manages his own city satire. He manages his own city satire @pghunfiltered, while also contributing to @HardDriveMag, @REALpunknews , and @JumpKickFunding. Hit him up if you’re in town and need suggestions…or just want a beer.