
Mother Nature has had enough
No more Simpsons, no more duff
No more beards, no more scruff
No more Snoop Dogg, no more puff
No more filler episodes, no more fluff
These are just a few things
that we are willingly giving up
Zach Watson would like to live on a world that is habitable. You can find his work at WhimsicalWatson.com along with his column “TikTok Biz Tips” at TheDailyDrunk.com