
Sung to the tune of “Poker Face”
I wanna hold him like they do in romance plays
Sold him let em take him, red-capped baby gone from me, I loved it
Stuck and now I’m wishin’, I didn’t sell that work of art
But one day he’ll be back and fill the garden-gnome hole in my heart
Oh, oh, oh
There’s a blank spot, in my garden plot
Oh, oh, oh
There’s a blank spot, in my garden plot
Can’t read my, can’t read my
No he can’t read my painted face
(Who can read a gnome, gno-body) [repeat]
P-p-p-painted face, p-p-painted face
P-p-p-painted face, p-p-painted face
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