But I am completely writer-blocked constipated. So now I’m binge-hate-watching Beat Bobby Flay, a show with a title that works on all the right levels. Surely watching so many douches hour after hour will have the power to clean me out one way or the other.



Kip Knott’s most recent book of poetry is Tragedy, Ecstasy, Doom, and so on (Kelsay Books). He has writing and photographs forthcoming in Barren Magazine, Great Lakes Review, La Piccioletta Barca, and Versification, More of his work can be accessed at kipknott.com.