To sum up, Tiger King—a piece of work,
Locking up tigers, lions with a smirk,
Tried to kill Carole Baskin,
With a drunken assassin,
I mean, he just went completely berserk.
Jamie Steidle is a writer, English professor, bardolator and voracious reader, part-time reasoner, infrequent blogger and consumer of coffee and other fine caffeinated beverages. He has been published in Point In Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Funny-ish.com.