Every year, the groundhog

is decaved in Punxatawney.

“This year,” squeaked the whistle pig*

“I’ll be back as Giuliani.”

Hank Greenspan is a poet, playwright, oral historian and psychologist emeritus prof from the University of Michigan.  His writing has appeared in a zillion academic journals and a few books.  His plays have been performed at more than 300 venues worldwide, including radio and stage.