I bowl. Drive around.
Let’s all just take it easy:
There’s a beverage here.
My rug was stolen
Look, nothing is fucked here, man
The Dude still abides
–@DavidAlanMack
El Duderino
He was just bowling until
Wong pissed on his rug
White Russians again
I like your style there, Dude
Is this your homework?
Goddamn it Donnie
They killed his fucking car, man
She kidnapped herself
–@JTravisGrundon
Sweet prince. Good surfer,
bowler in a Folgers tin.
His dust up your nose.
–@itsuhLEEsuh
Time’s Man of the Year doing
A J to increase
The chances of conception
–@hockeygoth
Don’t you dare pee on
The rug the fucking fucking
Rug – let’s we forget
–@Fijo_Frenchie
They peed on his rug
One that tied it together
Better smoke a ‘J’
–@chrisliam13
Playing with guns and
rugs and bowling, sometimes the
ash gets in your face
–@Julian_S_Poet
Listening to whales
while lying on a rug
-The Dude
–@neilcambers
White Russians, not black
And a pissed on floral rug
Take ‘er easy Dude.
–@ScribbledCoffee
white russian mustache
bowls a strike against Jesús
don’t pee on the rug
–@ByThisWillAlone
Am I employed, sir?
I keep myself occupied.
I wrote this – fuck it.
–@cincinnatus_c_
The sweater he wears
is from Pendleton in OR
But made in China
–@cujocon
room tied together
where’s the money, Lebowski?
these men? Nihilists.
CCR tapes but
I hate the fuckin’ Eagles
take ‘er easy, Dude.
I don’t have your cash
I even checked the shitter
give me back my rug.
If you’re not into
the whole brevity thing, call
me Duderino
–thatChrisCocca