The Dude Poems

I bowl. Drive around.
Let’s all just take it easy:
There’s a beverage here.

My rug was stolen
Look, nothing is fucked here, man
The Dude still abides

–@DavidAlanMack

El Duderino
He was just bowling until
Wong pissed on his rug

White Russians again
I like your style there, Dude
Is this your homework?

Goddamn it Donnie
They killed his fucking car, man
She kidnapped herself

–@JTravisGrundon

Sweet prince. Good surfer,
bowler in a Folgers tin.
His dust up your nose.

–@itsuhLEEsuh

Time’s Man of the Year doing
A J to increase
The chances of conception

–@hockeygoth

Don’t you dare pee on
The rug the fucking fucking
Rug – let’s we forget

–@Fijo_Frenchie

They peed on his rug
One that tied it together
Better smoke a ‘J’

–@chrisliam13

Playing with guns and
rugs and bowling, sometimes the
ash gets in your face

–@Julian_S_Poet

Listening to whales
while lying on a rug
-The Dude

–@neilcambers

White Russians, not black
And a pissed on floral rug
Take ‘er easy Dude.

–@ScribbledCoffee

white russian mustache
bowls a strike against Jesús
don’t pee on the rug

–@ByThisWillAlone

Am I employed, sir?
I keep myself occupied.
I wrote this – fuck it.

–@cincinnatus_c_

The sweater he wears
is from Pendleton in OR
But made in China

–@cujocon

room tied together
where’s the money, Lebowski?
these men? Nihilists.

CCR tapes but
I hate the fuckin’ Eagles
take ‘er easy, Dude.

I don’t have your cash
I even checked the shitter
give me back my rug.

If you’re not into
the whole brevity thing, call
me Duderino

–thatChrisCocca

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