Are you concerned about your financial situation?
Do you worry about having enough essential, everyday things?
Do you wish you could basically do nothing and yet became rich in a matter of days?
If this sounds at all like you, then you have to watch this video right now.
In a riveting throwback compilation of a day in the life of Kylie Jenner, you will learn in less than eight minutes how to manifest the type of wealth and abundance you see stars like Kylie possess.
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Don’t wait! Watch the video and read the article below to determine how to manifest your financial destiny and what her raving fans had to say about it.
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Lesson 1: Identify your limiting beliefs
Everyone knows that if you don’t think you will be wealthy, you never will be. Duh.
Unfortunately, no one told the vlogger this, and they totally ruined the manifestation vibe for everyone by using the title, “Kylie Jenner making us feel poor AGAIN for 7 minutes.”
This negative carryover was evident as fans had comment after pathetic comment emphasizing their focus on boring, everyday things such as clean clothes, affordable food, and public transportation.
Look at their sad comments. Is it any wonder these three saps are still poor?
You can’t get rich worrying about how you will dress appropriately and have enough to eat, all the while running in cheap shoes.
Your assignment for this lesson is to chant 1,000 times a day, “I have enough, I am enough, I am a millionaire.”
Lesson 1 take-away: If you aren’t a millionaire by the end of this course, you obviously aren’t trying hard enough.
Lesson 2: Act as if you are wealthy
The whole Kardashian-Jenner clan is evidence of the absolute validity and ease of this step. They acted wealthy and famous and got wealthy and famous, practically overnight.
In the video, Kylie is a pro in showing exactly what to do to act wealthy and, therefore, become wealthy.
Jazzy and San clearly see that you have to operate everyday machinery differently from the public to be wealthy.
Doing menial tasks such as pushing elevator buttons and closing car doors does NOT make for an image of wealth and abundance.
Eventually, someone else will walk into the elevator and press the button for you. And as long as it’s not cold out, does it really matter if your car door remains open? You have a seat belt.
Your assignment for this lesson is to identify three things you could stop to project an image of wealth.
Lesson 2 take-away: Quit acting like you are in poverty, stop doing menial things, and get rich quick.
Lesson 3: Visualize the wealth you want
Laay started off strong with her visualization but got weak. If only she had continued sitting cross-legged, manifesting her driver, it surely would have happened. Don’t be like Laay.
However, most of Kylie’s fans did precisely what they should NOT have done. They visualized their current crummy conditions.
Clearly, these fans were too busy making comparisons, thereby undermining their own manifestation magic. Do you think Kylie walks around talking about the size of other people’s closets? No. Be more like Kylie.
The assignment for lesson three is to sit cross-legged in a corner facing south, breathing only through your nose for three hours, and visualize a closet the size of a basketball court with all your favorite things in it.
Lesson 3 take-away: If you are not experiencing wealth and abundance, it’s because you are blaming others, not taking personal responsibility, or breathing through your mouth.
Bonus Tip 1: The Next Most Important Thing
Now that you achieved wealth, you must understand the most important thing. You still have to appear like you are one of the commoners because they are the ones creating your wealth.
Appear to be one of them through small displays of humility and relatability. Again, we see Kylie being a pro at this.
Bonus Tip 2: The Second Next Most Important Thing
Don’t let anyone intimidate you. The intimidation of these fans by a mere toddler was evident in their posts.
Just because Kylie’s daughter, Stormi, has more money now at age three than you will ever have does not mean you should make yourself small.
Just remember what Stuart Smiley said, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”
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