Moving To New England (so far)!

Me (from Wisconsin) at the packie near my new home (in Vermont):

Him: State law says we need to ring up the hostess cupcakes and the whiskey separately (insight into my lifestyle).

Me: Really? That’s wild!

Him: You wanna see wild, go to Wisconsin, they’ll sell you booze at the damn Walmart!

End scene

Scott Mitchel May is a writer living in Vermont with his family. You can follow Scott on Twitter @smitchelmay.

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