Bludgeoned by Vanessa Hudgens

Mind, body, spirit, and soul
tossed in the Hudson River
thoughts linger, bones wither
spoons of broken particles

When I said nautical
this is not what I meant

Self,
Never meet any celebs
well – now you can’t because
Vanessa Hudgens was cursed
or summoned by a dark prophecy
obviously

Why else would I be at the
bottom of the ocean trying to
find clarity?

All I said was hello
thanks for meeting me

Her response:
to channel her energy negatively

Ah well
that is what happens
when you meet celebrities

they eat at you
both physically and mentally

On the positive,
this keeps me away from Armie



Zach Watson can be followed on Twitter @YUHIWatson.

Categories: Poetry

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