Snooty Suffered

inspired by this poem from The Simpsons



We had the oldest manatee named Snooty
He died! He died!
They said he would be safe in captivity
They lied! They lied!
Why oh why is Baby Snoots dead
Why wasn’t that hatch welded instead
I had a dog named Daisy
She died! She died!



Fred Shrum, III was born near Washington, D.C. and grew up in Florida. He attended the University of South Florida and earned a B.A. in Communication with a minor in Business Administration. He enjoys the beach, music , baseball and all things crime.

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