[Yesterday 11:32 AM]
Today is the DAY, Mattyboy!
[Yesterday 11:33 AM]
2 PM. Beverly Hills Hotel. Jennifer. And. Me.
[Yesterday 11:34 AM]
I’ve been waiting years for a chance like this, man. I am NOT going to mess it up.
[Yesterday 11:48 AM]
Should I wear my gray Boston shirt or my navy blue Boston shirt better? The gray one has a collar??
[Yesterday 12:16 PM]
Hey I got Luciana’s voicemail saying not to bring red roses so don’t tell her I bought them anyway.
[Yesterday 12:28 PM]
This sounds so corny, but I have such a good feeling about today. The sun’s shining, the birds are chirping, I get to see Jennifer – I’m light as a goddamn feather!
[Yesterday 12:29 PM]
I forgot what it feels like to be hopeful…
[Yesterday 12:32 PM]
Do you know how to get nacho cheese out of a hoodie ??
[Yesterday 12:42 PM]
We’ve always been friends, you know? But she’s just…I could never get her out of my head.
[Yesterday 12:48 PM]
She’s gonna send me a ‘sclade
[Yesterday 1:08 PM]
Officially ending things with Ana. I just texted her and said I’m not gonna text her anymore.
[Yesterday 1:12 PM]
She probably forgot about the back tat, right????
[Yesterday 1:21 PM]
I’m just gonna speak from my heart. I’m gonna say that Gigli was the best thing I ever did because it brought her into my life. Even better than Argo.
[Yesterday 1:26 PM]
Ok, I’m not shaving. My morning Dunkies gave me the shakes.
[Yesterday 1:36 PM]
I know it’s a longshot to think she’d ever give a bum like me another shot. But if I don’t do this today, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life.
[Yesterday 1:42 PM]
‘sclade’s here, Mattyboy
[Yesterday 1:52 PM]
She’s the one that got away, man.
[Yesterday 1:53 PM]
I’m gonna tell her that.
[Yesterday 1:53 PM]
I always knew we would find our way back to each other. And now we finally have the chance…
[Yesterday 1:54 PM]
I’m gonna do it, man. I’m gonna tell her that I love her.
[Yesterday 1:54 PM]
I never stopped loving her.
[Yesterday 1:55 PM]
The only thing I want to see every day is her smile. Sometimes I play old voicemails from her just to hear her laugh! I’ve watched Monster-in-Law 12 times this week alone!! I want to spend the rest of my days selling merch at her tours and driving her to pilates!!!!!
[Yesterday 1:56 PM]
Holy shit, I’m really gonna do this. I’m gonna tell her. My heart’s gonna fall out of my ass.
[Yesterday 1:58 PM]
fuck the roses got sqwusihed in my backpack
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[Yesterday 3:32 PM]
DREAMS DO COME TRUE, MATTY BOY
[Yesterday 3:33 PM]
IT WORKED! I DIDN’T SCREW IT UP! I SAID ALL OF THE RIGHT THINGS IN THE RIGHT ORDER AND IT WORKED!
[Yesterday 3:33 PM]
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
[Yesterday 3:33 PM]
AND YOUR WIFE OWES ME $50!
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[Today 5:52 PM]
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[Today 5:53 PM]
Rebounds aren’t always a bad thing, right?
Sara Costello is a Chicago actor, improviser, writer and tarot slinger. DM her about ghosts and/or gigs at @saracosty.