“If you didn’t know the TV footage was a video from January 6, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit”—Rep. Andrew Clyde

1.      Rushing to the entrance

2.      Crowding at the gate

3.      People dressed up as characters

4.      Hunting for your favorite character

5.      Souvenirs available throughout

6.      “Storming the castle”

7.      Everywhere a photo op

8.      Rise of the Resistance

9.      Plundering pirates

10.     ‘Fireworks’

1-10: Normal Tourist Visit to Disneyland
1-10: Capitol Riot

Nancy Franklin writes about life’s absurdities wherever and whenever she finds them. She has been published in The Daily Drunk Magazine, Slackjaw, The Belladonna and Points In Case. Follow her on Twitter, @mirthquakes_, or visit her website at www.mirthquakes.com.