The Secret to an Unhappy Marriage

Marriage is about more than

It’s about putting aside your differences to search desperately for the TV remote so that you can watch Big Bang Theory for an hour instead of talking to one another it’s about

to make sweet, unenthusiastic love until someone yells Bazinga!
and you both laugh, but you’re awake for hours after wondering why, because that show isn’t even funny.

Why is
so popular?

How did
outlast us?

Barlow Adams is a writer living in Northern Kentucky. He loves vintage cartoons, giant monsters, Vienna lager, and passing out in the hot sun. CE Barren Magazine, reader at Uncharted. Winner of the 2021 Mythic Picnic contest. Recent work in Versification, Reckon Review, and BULL. 

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