Trey Stone and Matt Parker
arrived in a new millennium
tripping on acid
at the Academy Awards

They came down mid show
they looked down and
they saw their dresses and
they didn’t want to go on stage

Luckily, they lost to
Phil Collins and
they went backstage to eat spaghetti
and it was delicious



Tanner Armatis (he/him) has been published by No Contact, the Daily Drunk, CP Quarterly, the Royal Rose, and elsewhere. He was a reader at the North American Review. You can find more about him on his website tannerarmatis.com or on Twitter @ok__tanner