The late Dean Stockwell absolutely crushed it, with a clutch assist from a construction light & Roy Orbison.

Plus, if you ever want to know what it’s like to huff paint at a minigolf course in the middle of a small town high school reunion, this is the movie for you.



Clem Flowers (They/ Them) is a poet, eldritch horror,  & soft spoken southern transplant living in a mountain’s shadow in Utah. In an eternal quest to be the host in constant disbelief in an infomercial. Nb, bi, and queer as the day is long, they live in a cozy apartment with their wonderful wife & sweet calico kitty. Found on Twitter @clem_flowers