A bouncy, bright smiling sun from the sky is hurtling his way towards you in a hail of bullets and floral prints—and his name is NoHo Hank from HBO’s Barry. He’s been carrying a heavy burden of positivity that’s about to break loose like a bus on fire, so hand him a drink—fast! Preferably, the drink should be served in NoHo Hank’s adorable fox mug. He might settle for a juice box, Hawaiian punch, or beer. So, the NoHo Hank Special Punch of Positivity combines the spirit of all three.
This drink originally started out as a hurricane, but it’s more like a tropical rum punch—perfect for when you walk into a blood-soaked room and imagine French doors would open up the place—or maybe a ping-pong table. The NoHo Hank Special Punch of Positivity is just that drink. It transforms any blood-soaked room filled with bullet riddled bodies into a super, off-the-charts nice place to be.
Just throw 2 ounces of gold rum and 1 ounce of Amaretto over some ice in a glass. Top it off with a smidge of Simply Smoothie mango and pineapple—and stir.
One sip will have you saying, “Oh, man, Barry. You don’t even know. It’s about to go off.”
(Cue accordion music.)
Cecilia Kennedy once taught Spanish and English courses in Ohio for many years. She now lives in the Greater Seattle area, and writes horror stories. Her blog (Fixin’ Leaks and Leeks: https://fixinleaksnleeksdiy.blog/) chronicles her humorous (and perhaps scary?) attempts at cooking and home repair.