life is more like pro wrestling than I ever imagined.

you could go through the most traumatic shit 

yet still have to come out,

after minimum rest,

to perform normalcy;

go to the office, answer emails,

attend meetings—

it’s like Triple H

who, 7 days after receiving 

a motherfucking TOMBSTONE from the Undertaker

will come out the next episode

talmbout‘last week on Smackdown—’

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Alvin Kathembe is a writer from Nairobi, Kenya.