Horchata too sweet reminds me of driving,  which most things do, when they remind me of home.  We sit outside […]

the mayor of flavortown has been to my town & i can prove it. he signed his name on the […]

I met Guy Fieri at Barnes and Noble, he called me cute. It was rad. Melissa Martini graduated from Seton Hall University […]

Fieri’s Haiku 1  Flames up the shirt guy Frosted tips and aioli  Sad but tasty noms Fieri’s Haiku 2 Smoked […]

Playing the mayor of Flavourtown Flavortown was a challenge Not least because I had never seen Flavortown before An episode of diners […]

They knocked on my door 7:23 in the morning  hungover from the obligatory  shots of fire I signed before I […]

Eat me, says Guy Fieri. Eat me, he says with his smoky “Brisket Sliders”, slathered in patriotism. Eat me, he […]

The best and brightest,  American Exceptionalism,  Rising above in a rocket blast of red-white-and-blue,  Flavortown.  Houston we have zero problems.  […]

Guy Fieri was proof Americans  were a rash and unholy people, but something in the cruising, the barnstorming, the bottomless hunger of […]

Space Force? I’d rather stuff my face forcefully into everything on the menu at a greasy spoon than fight patriotically […]

–Comment made by comedian Shane Torres on Guy Fieri on hard days i watch the youtube video of guy fieri […]

Some tastes were never  meant for space, but they burned so hot,  so bright, that he needed  glasses worn backwards  […]

My dad never came to visitWhen I moved to the east coast But every few weeks,I’d get a cryptic text […]

There are 472.8 miles Between the Dunder Mifflin office And Flavortown, USA, Flavortown is 117.3 miles from Miami University Where […]