Names Dropping like Fly Balls at a Minor League Game
If I were John Lennon’s drinking partnerhe’d still be deadbut I’d have a better collectionof Beatle caps… If I were […]
Bro Explaining Meme but I’m the Bro
So like if the Earth was missing even one of the keystone species like salmon or bees or whatever— Earth’s […]
Guy in The Gobi
I had a dream last night. In some odd reality show exchange program, Guy Fieri and Bear Grylls traded jobs […]
If Gilmore Girls Was Rebooted by HBO
The new theme song is an acapella rendition of Roddy Rich’s “The Box” sung by what sounds like a long-dead […]
Spilled Stories Episodes 4 and 5
Spilled Stories Episode IV: Rebuttal Your honorI’ve been gathered here todaySincerely against my will and I’m in a state of […]
A List of Reasons Why We Shouldn’t Get a Riding Mower
Now, I know what you’re going to say: I need a riding mower to cut the grass and I know […]
Certified Lover Boy Review
After months of delays, Drake finally blesses his fans with the release of his sixth studio album, Certified Lover Boy. […]
Birch Trees
She sometimes slept with a man who made beds from trunks of birch trees. Hugged knees beneath branches, by balsam […]
Playdate
I sink into the LCD like I’m on LSD. It pings with another lost opportunity to fade Full-force into another fuzz-brained decision. […]
Weezer Poems By Scott Cumming
In the Home Office I’ve got a Daily Drunk anthologyI’ve got a First Cut chapbookI’ve got George CostanzaI’ve got Jerry […]
COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS?
I’m watching another YouTube video. “Stop focusing on the life you have,” says the therapist on this video. “Instead, focus […]
Val Kilmer’s Elbow: The Dialectics Part II
Recently, I’d been thinking of my former supervisor when I taught middle and high school who was one of the […]
Spilled Stories 1, Episode 3: Cold Turkey…Basted
Judge says We are gathered here today for the case that the defendant (me) has not paid child support for […]
What it means to be Regina George
Let me hold you in my palm— it’s the only way you’ll celebrate this acute perception—a woman with a keen […]
At the Movies
I sit there staring at the screen as though this weren’t a sort of piped-in hallucination, but a keyhole through […]
Certified Poetry
Reggie Johnson is a poet reigning from Cincinnati, Ohio. Starting at the age of nine, Reggie has been writing poetry through […]