imagine if Barney 

and Big Bird–not a dinosaur–

had a love child…

i’m sure 23andMe 

would say Mothra was in the genetic mix.

David Calogero Centorbi is a writer living in Detroit, MI. Published work in The Daily Drunk, Dreams Walking, Versification, Brown Bag Online, and Crepe & Pen. He can be found here on Twitter: @DavidCaCentorbi.