There once was a drunken old T-Rex Who fell off a barstool in Sussex He just laid on the floor […]

So one night a velociraptor came inTo use the crapper, he said ‘aye mateit would be great if you’d give […]

Seven years agoI bought fifty dollars worth of plastic dinosaurs,And hid them in your shoes,Coffee cups,Boxes that wouldn’t be openedFor […]

Ankylo-fuck-much? Ptero-dong! Theropods always leave Cold-blooded diplodocus Comet-hot lover Make me remember Every scale down your tail Make me quiver […]

In life, I pulled forth the guts of living beasts from their scaled chests, as they breathed the last of […]

I would supply a dinosaurWith all that he could eat.A T-bone steak and two milkshakesAnd cupcakes yummy sweet  Patrick Nevins can […]

Thought blossoms in the raptor’s pebble-hard mind as he devours the entrails of his human father. For years they stared […]

The Dolichorhynchops(It says on the sign) Maligned by the childrenWho laugh at his spineWho smirk at his teethAs they count […]

A Dino walked into a bar Bit odd since he was a mosasaur He ordered a drink While waiting in […]

There once was a diplodocusWhose favourite film was Hocus PocusHe’d watch it while drinking cheap wineWishing he knew where to draw the drunk lineBecause he knew in the morning he never could focus.   Rachel Hessom can be followed on Twitter @patientandkind2.

1. Terry terradactyl Popped a little sleeping pill He would have been a sleeping still If he hadn’t flown into […]

“Let me guess: because the  ‘p’  is silent.”  The pterodactyl swept his  wing  across the bar  reaching for his whiskey  […]

I spell pterodactyl wrong sometimes in my head when I’m speaking if only to replace that y with an I […]

I want you  to remember   the way I smelled   in the sun, in the shade  standing tall, a […]

Tommy the triceratops lived life on the edge, Prehistoric times were trying, negative feelings that stress did dredge, He wanted […]