So one night a velociraptor came in
To use the crapper, he said ‘aye mate
it would be great if you’d give me the key’
I said sure buddy here you go
and in he went when a couple
Of birds flew in and said
‘Aye mate it would be great if we got free beers’
I said sure birds here you go
watch out for the pervy Spinos
they’re always trying to sleep
with other dinos
not in my bar take it elsewhere
you may drink but don’t be a dick
if you’d fancy a date go meet in a field
Maybe you’ll meet a Pterodactyl
Soon enough came out that velociraptor
he flushed like asked and received applause
He was mid-sentence about to order a drink
When in walked a Tyrannosaurus Rex
The velociraptor said ‘aye mate what the heck’
They brawled, it came to a draw, and I summoned a hex
‘Everyone out!’ I shouted
and out they left
It was a night at my Jurassic Bar
That I’ll never forget
Zach Watson loves dinosaurs. He prefers Jurassic Park to Jurassic World. You can follow him on Twitter at @WatsonWondered.