Eat me, says Guy Fieri.

Eat me, he says with his smoky “Brisket Sliders”, slathered in patriotism.

Eat me, he says, with his “Trash Can Nachos” served as an actual dumpster fire fueled by income inequality.

Swallow this, he says, with his “Big Bite Caesar” so drenched in late stage capitalism it struggles to stay on the fork.

Fork this “Tatted-Up Turkey,”
Spoon this “Maryland Crab Fondue,”
Lick this “Old Bay Hot Chicken,”

And, for a moment, taste the American Dream. 

Michael Todd Cohen (@mtoddcohen) is a writer and producer living in New York. Work forthcoming in Stone of Madness Press.