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Noah “Noah Farberman” Farberman (He/Him) is a Toronto writer and comedian. Noah has been published by Storm Cellar, Cypress, Rabid Oak, Daily Drunk, Pink Plastic House, Perhappened, and Long Con. Currently Noah studies Creative Writing at the University of Toronto Scarborough Campus.