“When is mom coming home? We’re out of fucking kibble.”
Alone, again. 10 whole minutes already. Alone, drowning my sorrows…
Catnip didn’t cure my boredom. Get me some more dip.
His life was over. No more Tiger King. Or booze.
He pawed another chip.
“Stop being so uptight.”
Beer and people gone. Chips staled. Remote busted. Tomorrow’s Monday.
One life left. My girl DMing. But damn I’m tired.
Fluffy contemplated another beer. Learning to change channels required fortification.
Charlotte didn’t believe Ryan was scratched by a werecat. Then…
Nicholas Cage ruined our marriage. Damn Ghost Rider.
He knew he wasn’t drunk enough to finally watch Cats.
How to paw-mote my Mountain Mew and other existential meows.
Bob looked at the remote, “Did I become a cat?”
“Absorb me, television! I’m ready. Save me from this hellscape.”
Take the picture already. My spine hurts.
“I can’t change the remote’s batteries. Being a cat sucks!”
They found him with Crisco, but I changed the channel.
Nothing good on the kittens channel. Cat video?
Feline tipsy, lives with a gypsy, chips and t.v ppprrrrrr.
Learning his contract would not be renewed, Morris became despondent.
Do I go to the litter box or watch Cats?
He thinks I don’t have problems…
I’ve never met my mother.
Her voice barely registered. “I said don’t leave him alone.”
When the owner is away, the cat will play!
Six months of quarantine and still nothing good on TV.
Our lives are meaningless. Grains of sand. Sniff somebody’s butt.
You said you were coming over, but screw me, right?
She said she could never love another ‘kalsarikannit kissa.’ Purr-kele.
Winston was lonely: chips, Heineken, and Maury was his freedom.
Curiosity didn’t “kill” Chauncey but factored into his unhealthy lifestyle.
Nothing on TCM again. Why do we pay for cable?
Beer gone. Stale chips. Neutered. Wait till the humans sleep….
Size. Definitely overrated. Who needs her anyway?
Soon the thrill of freedom wore off. Tina had left.
I came. I saw. I sat. I sat. I sat.
Go back to work please, god. Too much petting. Go.
You were never the cat you promised her you’d be.
Trying to switch channels, but paws mash too many buttons.
So, this is what it’s like to be Garfield, huh?
After Muffins left, Mr. Whiskers slid into a deep depression
You wanna know what the lockdown has done to me???
Just gonna leave myself here like this. Pour me another.
‘I know but the supermarket was out of rats again.’
Kate finished her beer before the Alf marathon started. Sad.
Tiddles decided to cancel his owner’s photoshop account.
Sad cat eyes the rewind button and thinks “if only”…
The cat-ch up TV option was a boon…
Lessons from lockdown: if you can’t beat them, join them.
Curiosity killed the cat; Netflix brought it back 8 seasons
These 10-word stories is in-response to a Twitter prompt that we ran on 8/2/2020.