1 oversized check
1 sexy nurse
1 fun run
1 rabies victim
1/2 portion of fettuccine alfredo
1 half-eaten lollipop
step one: take the oversized check and the sexy nurse. put them together. have the latter flaunt the former around in the name of science.
step two: wash down half a bowl of fettuccine alfredo with nothing but the knowledge that rabies victims are terrified of water. let it sit in your stomach like stone.
step three: run. don’t stop running. even if you’re dehydrated. even when you’re dehydrated.
step four: make it to the end. collapse. cry a little. realize that carb loading was a terrible idea.
step five: share a lollipop in the hospital with the rabies victim that blames you for being there in the first place.
step six: regain position of “best boss ever.”
Natasha Renee usually starts her Office re-watches with the Fun Run episode. No, she will not be taking critiques on that. When she isn’t watching TV, she can be found writing, reading, or playing Animal Crossing.
Categories: The Office